i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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