So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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