should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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