Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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