...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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