3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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