# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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