Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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