i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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