i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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