Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Operation Purity has been aborted
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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