It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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