ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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