I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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