Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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