how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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