Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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