Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
