But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
