I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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