We won't sleep together?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i drank out of a bidet.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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