Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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