Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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