Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry about my life...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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