So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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