its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
