I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
My pussy is not your playground.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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