so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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