Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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