where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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