I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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