i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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