this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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