She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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