Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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