Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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