We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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