Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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