I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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