BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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