Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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