Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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