That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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