White coat. Heels.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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