Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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