it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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