That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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