Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm jealous of your bromance
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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