I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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