I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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